If Panda Could Talk

I have a stuffed toy Panda. Due to an evening of boredom I began to write the following:

If Panda could talk, here are a list of 5 things I think Panda would say to the future 'Mr Anna':

1) NEVER wake Anna up with out a VERY good reason. I remember I did it once... I don't want to talk about it though....

2) Why is it that while toy dolls are able to open and close their eyes, toy manufactors seem unable to sprend this technology to stuffed animal toys. Have they EVER tried sleeping with their eyes open ALL the time??

3) Why for you to have this new relationship with Anna does the relationship Anna and I share now have to end? What did I do wrong?

4) Yes, it is true, Anna can seem 'slightly' hypo-active sometimes but bare with it. Being married is about compromising. Give her a break! Sometimes all she needs is a good chat (and if that doesn't work try some sleeping pills instead).

5) You're very lucky. Anna is AMAZING! (OK maybe I took advatage of the fact Panda can't really talk with this one)